There. I've said it. I am a dating failure. And I am here to share all the juicy details with you, my readers. Why? Well, because I am trying to find a light side to this thus far terrible search for Mr. Right. All names will be changed. Must be, I can't afford to be sued :/ I shall catch you up to date on the main players, and then keep you up to speed as I continue my (let's face it, pretty futile) search.